Helicopter checks out Riverfront Park

I’m not sure what the reason was, but this weekend a helicopter did some very low and very slow circles over Riverfront Park and Commons Park. They would cruise right by Glass House, sit for a bit, drop over Commons Park, sit for a bit, and then loop around Riverfront Tower.

Again, and again, and again.

Okay… Top 10 reasons the copter was hanging around Riverfront Park

10: Hillary or Obama picking out a picnic site during the convention
9: The mayors increased dog leash enforcement poll
8: The city doing an analysis of rezoning Commons’ park for a Wal Mart
7: Someone getting some “lovin” in Glass House and the pilot kept looping to check it out.
6: Homeland Security practice drills
5: 9 News heard that naked protesters had taken over the park
4: Naked protesters planning their DNC takeover of the park
3: Obama rented out the penthouse in Glass House and his taxi heli was looping for a pickup
2: City is late on Common’s Park mortgage and bank is planning foreclosure
1: ? Let’s hear your ideas

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